This blog chronicles my life as I try to balance healthy lifestyle habits with my husband's penchant for pizza rolls and my daughter's desire to watch iCarly 8 hours a day. It contains a mostly humorous, kind, and somewhat spiritual look at everyday life and the people who live it.
Saturday, March 13, 2010
...And that's why I need more toilet paper.
Perhaps working out about 5 hours a day and consuming barely a thousand calories while still not fully recovered from my cold wasn't my best plan.
Still, congested as I was, I didn't rate breathing high enough to go to Dr. Breast Exam for a prescription so I decided to cure myself with probiotics and extra psyllium husk in my smoothie. Look to the colon folks! Whatever ails you, look to the colon.
I'm still congested. I still have a headache. My nose is still raw from blowing it.
But By God my colon is clean.
And that's why I need more toilet paper.